Why do it? Why? Like things were already complicated enough when it comes to the holidays.

So things and traditions and things we have to do.

Then all of a sudden an elf came onto a scene and completely changed the way the holidays are run.

But what are you supposed to do if you just don't want to elf on the shelf.

Today on the show.

Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

Welcome to certified mama's boy podcast.

I'm Steve Kramer. I'm gonna is going to be your first of many

warnings that you've got little ears on listening to this podcast with you today, which I don't

think a lot of people do, but I know some people listen to the car with their kids.

I don't think like seven-year-old subscribe this podcast.

I'm not worried about that.

But if you're like listening in the car or something around your kids on a

home speaker or something, just know that we're going to discuss some secrets about the holidays today. Okay? So just know that. Okay?

First of many warnings before we get to the topic. This though is a podcast, a feel good podcast I do with my mom every single day.

We live, we laugh, and we love my mom.

We share our lives, we laugh a lot, and we love my mom, Nancy Nancy,

hi mom.

Hi mom. Hi, honey.

I thought we could start like a club of sorts on the show and we're going to call it the pain

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