EP. 179: Santa Scared Straight

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Parents, there is only one time of year that you have the upper hand, and that's December the 1st through December the 25th.
0:07.0	Well, 24th. And that is because you can put the fear of Santa into your kid's life. the in Atlanta. The segment was called Santa scared Straight where we literally
0:24.7	call kids as Santa and we say listen. We know what you did. We know what you did.
0:31.6	And their reactions, always funny. Today at a moment in Kramer history.
0:37.0	Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:41.0	Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:46.0	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:50.0	Welcome to certified mama's boy podcast.
0:52.0	I'm Steve Kramer. It's a feel good podcast.
0:54.2	Thank you for making us number two in the country in podcast magazine. That means so much to us.
0:58.2	It really does. It's special. Do this. Well, no, you have no homework right now. Let's just get to the show.
1:04.0	Live, laugh, love your mom, share our lives.
1:07.0	Today's going to share our life, a lot of share our life stuff.
1:09.0	And then we're going to laugh a lot, I promise you, and we're going to love my mom.
1:14.1	Nancy Gansy.
1:15.1	Hi mom.
1:16.0	Hi honey.
1:17.6	The truth is I don't know what the F is going on across the way.
1:20.8	I don't have no idea.
1:22.2	This story is getting so much crazier than when we first
1:24.3	started and I don't know part of me he just walked in so in case let me give you a
1:28.1	backstory he's actually putting his blinds down right now in the living room which makes
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