Ep 178: Noasis Tickets, Thatcher Portrait & Royal Pay Rises

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6 • 708 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Did you get tickets for Oasis? No, nor did Jemma. And at over £350 a pop, she's gone right off the idea. The ladies open on the dynamic pricing uproar surrounding the ticket sales and find a tweet from Liam Gallagher that aged like milk.

Then it's onto the outrage that was reported by the Daily Mail after Starmer removed Thatcher's portrait from his new home - quite who was outraged, perhaps we'll never know, and Larry the Cat's milk appears to have gone missing.

Next, King Charles is getting a pay rise - good for him! (if you're a deferential serf that think's it's totally cool for one person to own the entire seabed) The ladies discuss rising inequality and what would happen if aliens were to stumble on the rather odd way we've ended up arranging our planet's finances.

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0:00.0	Deep within remote volcanic islands, our cocoa beans absorb ancient nutrients to create chocolate of an unparalleled complexity.
0:09.0	Each bite of our bars reveals subtle taste notes and delicate nuances no ordinary bean can claim.
0:16.0	Once you've tasted fire trees rich volcanic chocolate, there's no going back.
0:22.1	Hmm.
0:23.2	Find rarity refined at firetreechoclet.com and selected Tesco extra stores.
0:30.0	How many pensioners should have to shiver through the winter to ensure his highness can
0:35.1	continue to live a fairy tale existence of publicly funded pleasure.
0:42.6	Hello and welcome to The Trawl where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.
0:47.4	I'm Marina Perkis.
0:48.7	And I'm Gemma Forte and this week I'm feeling like Bobby Brown.
0:53.1	Do you remember years ago he sang,
0:55.1	It's My Prorogative.
0:56.3	Do you remember that tune?
0:57.0	Are you too young?
0:57.6	Does he also do, this is how we do.
0:59.8	Do it.
1:00.8	Yeah.
1:01.5	So I'm feeling like him, only for one small reason.
1:06.2	Cool.
1:06.6	Which is, it's my prerogative, to change my mind.
1:10.3	Because on a previous episode we talked about
1:12.6	Oasis and I was all gung-ho, really excited, full of nostalgia and I did my bit.
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