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We're looking at people who have never been legally entitled to smoke.

It's still taking away their freedom, so, isn't it?

Well, these are people that

never had that freedom in the first place, place, place. Hello, and welcome to the troll, where we

scroll through social media, so you don't have to. I'm Gemma Forte. And I'm Marina Perkis,

and today we have got two trolls for you. And there's a brand new trawl meets over on Patreon as well

because we met with the 27 year old Labour candidate for Clacton who found himself head to head

with Nigel Farage in the general election and what a guy he was. It was such a pleasure to meet.

Honestly Clacton, what you guy he was. It was such a pleasure to meet. Honestly, Clacton,

what you could have won. But back to the business of today and it's back to school.

Very British problems tweeted. This week, Instagram is mostly just small children in gigantic

school uniforms standing outside front doors with the caption.

Can't believe how quickly the time goes.

Oh, it's so true. And it does go quickly. And I received some of those pictures this morning,

my little nephew standing there with their giant shorts and huge shiny little estate agent

shoes on. I'm back to go to school.

And my daughter's off to uni on Sunday as well.

So just beware next week.

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