Ep 176: What Does God Need With An Internship

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

It's a normal day when Rip & Bobbi try to keep the new intern occupied, but the USS Sisyphus may be about to experience a divine internvention.

Improvised November 5, 2017 from a suggestion by Brian Sebby via Facebook.

Edited by Chris Rathjen

Featuring

Rayna Caskey as En. Bobbi Intern
Sean Kelly as Lt. Cdr.Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Lt. Jeremy Swanson, Cockney Bartender
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Lt. Bronson
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Matt Young as Billy Swanson

With Special Guest Ashkahn Jahromi as "Terse Skipley"

Sponsored by Simplecast a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop

Featuring a special bonus Mini-sode "Strongarm Armstrong and the Strongest Arm," improvised from a suggestion by Nat Blackburn

Transcript

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0:12.0	... Hey Bobby.
0:30.6	Remember when you were an intern?
0:32.6	Yeah, well, it's just my last name.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.6	But remember when we thought that you were an intern because of your name? Yeah, and I didn't correct anyone.
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:40.3	You should work on that.
0:41.3	Anyway, we got you an intern. Oh. Hello. Hey. Hi, I'm Bobby. Hi, Bobby. This is my intern? This is your intern. Does you need any help, you know, filing away your navigation reports or anything like that?
0:53.8	I love navigation reports.
0:56.1	Cool. Just a quick one second. Rip? Yeah. Is this your cousin? Well, no, but yes. Okay, yes, it is my cousin. Okay. And he's visiting me for a week, and I didn't know what to do with him, so I'm putting him to work. But he's got very good grades, and he's going to do a really good job. Aren't you? Ain't you excited? I'm super excited, and do you, I mean, is there, like, a place for me to lie down for a minute? I'm pretty tired, too. Yeah, I'm sure we can find you. Okay. And what is your name? It's Terse. Terse. Terse. Terse. Ters, Scipley. The Ters Scipley.
1:28.3	Yeah.
1:29.0	The Scipleys and the Stipleys have been feuding for years with our one side of the family and the other. But this is, I mean, it's great spending time with you, too, but we haven't seen each other in so long. I thought maybe we could have some time together. Yeah, totally. I haven't seen you listen to you were this big, and now you're this big.
1:45.0	Anyway, I got to go stand back there.
1:47.6	The my stand. time together. Yeah, totally. I haven't seen you listen to you were this big. No, you're this
1:44.1	big. Anyway, I got to go stand back there. My station's back there and you're her intern. That's right. Yeah, you told me about... So do whatever Bobby says and I'll be standing quietly behind you. All right. All right. Thanks, Rip. You owe me a favor. Uh, I accept this. Okay. Hey, so TIRS.
2:01.6	Yeah. I can show you around. It seems like you're tired maybe. I'm a little bit, I mean, but if that's, if it's not time to sleep, you know, I'm here to, I'm here to intern, so... How long have you been awake? Uh, I mean, Rip, Rip said that... Starfleet meant don't sleep.
2:17.6	That's what Rip, you love naps.
2:19.6	Yeah, I do, but I Rip said that... Starfleet men don't sleep.
2:19.4	I said, Rip, you love naps.
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