E175: Tim's Arrow

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2017

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

A mysterious discovery from Earth's past sends the Sisyphus back in time. But a new commander may be concealing a zip best left unzopped.

Improvised June 21, 2017 from a suggestion by @blinovich via Twitter

Edited by Roger Payton

Sponsored by Overcast as part of the Chicago Podcast Coop

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Overcast, a better podcast app than whatever you're using right now, unless it's Overcast.
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0:16.4	Captain Baxter, yes.
0:18.2	Thanks for admitting me into your office.
0:21.2	You know how I was just on Earth?
0:22.9	Yeah.
0:23.2	For a conference.
0:24.8	Yes.
0:25.2	So, the conference of, you know, chinchilla enthusiasts.
0:30.0	What's going on, Crick?
0:30.9	So while I was at this conference, I got to communicate from Starfleet Command.
0:34.2	Okay.
0:34.7	And they gave me this.
0:37.3	Here, let me unwrap it. That's Charles Lorham's head. Perfectly preserved. And they dated it. Why are you bringing this into my office? No, it's not the actual Charles Lorham's head. Is it a marzipan? I haven't tasted it. Have you seen some of the things they can make out of marzipan? Apparently, it was buried on Earth in 1905.
0:57.7	Charles, get into my ready room.
0:59.8	Do you think this is gonna freak him out if he comes in here and just see this?
1:02.5	Well, I don't care.
1:03.5	Okay, okay.
1:04.5	I'm on my way, Captain. I'm coming up from engineering, so it'll take a little bit.
1:07.0	Okay.
1:07.5	What do you want to do while we wait for him? Well, I want to show him this head of his and see what he did, because this is probably his fault.
1:13.4	You just assume that it was, like, his fault and, like, not something that happened to him?
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