Ep 176 – Mormon Funerals
Infants on Thrones
Glenn Ostlund
4.7 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2015
⏱️ 121 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taking off the shelf before the expiration day. |
| 0:12.0 | I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taking up the shelf before the dance |
| 0:19.2 | and stopped on myself till I saw myself. |
| 0:23.0 | To the large possession. |
| 0:25.0 | When your talk trees as my head man, he knows that |
| 0:28.0 | my head man he knows that he was asking. |
| 0:30.0 | He was everybody dancing on the casket. |
| 0:35.0 | Now it sure I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want. |
| 0:40.0 | Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do. |
| 0:45.0 | If I decide to come back, if I decide to come out of retirement, |
| 0:49.0 | I definitely coming soon within the next two months. I'm going to do a Mormon |
| 0:57.3 | Funerals podcast and Melissa Glenn's sister wants to be a part of it. We just got to get her a fucking mic that works. by the guilt of this. |
| 1:14.0 | You're gone. |
| 1:15.0 | Sleeping in the dies, we will not let time raise the time. He was blind, but now I see. |
| 1:39.5 | And now a few words from Agent Kay. |
| 1:42.2 | I worked for Z for over 40 years and in all that time he never invited me to dinner. He never asked me to his house, to watch a game. He never shared a single detail in his personal life. |
| 1:55.0 | Thank you. |
| 2:01.0 | And now we will hear from our new chief, Agent O. |
| 2:04.0 | Thank you, Agent K, that was very moving. |
| 2:07.0 | That was a eulogy? |
| 2:08.0 | Here's a good math. There is done. You know where I've come I won't be coming back. |
| 2:27.0 | That day is tough. |
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