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Cut & Retie

Ep. 174 - Socially Awkward Wading Studs

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

4.9697 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

This week, Miles Nolte jumps in a helicopter and flies right to the Cricket Wireless store, we find 8-pound trout on dries but can't locate the whiskey we buried, slog through nipple deep costume jewelry dilemmas, and sing nu-metal songs instead of the reciting the Hail Marys a priest told us we really need to say.

Transcript

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0:00.0

He's back and now you're a part of it.

0:05.0

Here's AI Jesus on a half pipe, my friend.

0:08.0

Welcome back to the shock.

0:10.0

Welcome back.

0:11.0

A giant old rotten tree had fallen down in the last storm

0:16.0

and come down as basically a landslide and only buried the one spot where he had left his cash of meat and liquor. Ah. And we went from being so excited to so disappointed, so quickly. Do you remember Pearl Harbor, motherfucker? MOTHER Friker. I'm Burl Harbor motherfucker.

0:43.4

Come on, man.

0:44.7

Cut and retry that.

0:46.1

You know that's never going to work.

0:52.4

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people who also tried to watch Winter Olympics every night for the last two weeks,

0:54.4

but then trailed off and got distracted by funny reels of dogs and human clothing.

0:58.7

And welcome to talking to people who have fished open water one or more time since January 10th,

1:03.0

the fishing podcast that just wants to know how someone even gets started in losing.

1:09.5

Hey, happy Friday, kids. I'm Joe Sirmelli, and that is a legit

1:14.1

question I have. Have you ever thought about that? Like a lot of us have kids, you know,

1:19.3

and kids want to do stuff, right? Like, I want to play soccer. I want to take key tar lessons.

1:24.7

I want to play baseball, whatever it is. And we all want to be supportive of our

1:29.2

children's interests and passions, right? But like, what if your child was just like, I want a luge?

1:36.4

That's my dream, mom and dad. I want to be a looser. Like, where do you even begin? I assume step one is having more money than Davy Crockett.

1:47.3

But like, even if I had that, I don't think there are any loosing centers close by to my house.

1:53.3

So, all the moms and dads of kids at Luge, who are inevitably listening right now, let me know how it works.

2:00.0

And also, do you want to sponsor my podcast?

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