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Infants on Thrones

Ep 173 – General Conference – Infant Style

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Join us for a special edition of the April 2015 General Conference. Because one weekend of General Conference just isn’t enough… without this. Special thanks to Jake, Glenn, Randy, and Bob for “assisting” the Brethren.

Transcript

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This is infants on Thrones.

0:04.0

The philosophies of men in England with humans.

0:08.0

We are the core. Yeah! My dear brothers and sisters welcome out to a general conference again. I want to thank everyone and acknowledge everyone. And even though this is pretty much the

0:49.7

185th year in a row, we've done this. Let me just set out our expectations because I'm conducting today and that's what men do who conduct.

1:02.0

So we'll start off with President That's what men do who conduct.

1:03.0

So we'll start off with President Ukdorf, as he reads in the sustaining thing we do.

1:09.9

After which, we'll hear some hymns mingled with a bunch of talks from some of your favorite people

1:16.3

in the world. After which we'll also hear from our beloved prophet who is still with us and still just as beloved as ever.

1:27.3

After which we will have a closing song and a closing prayer.

1:39.0

After which you should all leave this conference center peacefully and quietly, after which you will make your way to your cars and unlock the doors and drive home on the roads safely

1:48.4

After which well I could go on like this all day, but you already know the routine, so let's get to it.

1:58.0

It is proposed that we sustained Thomas Spencer Monson as Prophet Seer and Revolator and President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter

2:10.9

of Latter Day Saints, Henry Bennion Iring as First Counselor, and Dieter Freundch

2:18.3

and D'Och and D'Off as Second Counselor in the First presidency. Those in favor may manifest it. Those opposed, if any, may manifest it.

2:32.0

No.

2:33.0

The note has been noted.

2:36.0

I mean the vote has been voted.

2:40.0

Verdant!

2:42.0

I mean the vote has been noted.

2:47.8

It has been proposed that we sustain Boyd.

2:53.0

Can it...

2:54.0

Come on guys, take it up with your stake president.

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