Ep. 171 - Patrick got mutton chops (w. Gavin Matts)

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Comedy

4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Come in, come in, come in, come in.
0:01.1	Let me see a butt.
0:03.3	All accounts to the ball list.
0:08.8	Every crap monster.
0:11.9	We're recording now.
0:14.0	I had a...
0:14.4	I had a pull in spring energy before this.
0:16.9	Don't talk about anything except your fucking face right now.
0:20.0	I know that you knew we were recording today, and you were like, I want to have something.
0:24.2	I want the whole episode to be about me.
0:25.8	I have a new joke.
0:26.4	And you started shaving your face.
0:28.4	And you're like, I want to look like I have syphilis.
0:30.8	I'm going to get my fucking, I'm going to get mutton shots.
0:33.9	I've been watching Deadwood. You look like a guy that fucking Sherlock Holmes punches in slow motion.
0:39.8	Yeah.
0:40.6	Spit flies out.
0:42.1	Can I reuse my bit from before then?
0:44.1	Yeah, do it.
0:44.7	You look like you just got off a fucking crabbing boat.
0:48.0	It was better the first time.
0:49.5	Yeah, I know.
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