The latest polls are out, and voters seem to be making up their minds, that they'd prefer to have a gangster as president rather than a psycho.

The gangsters leading the psycho by double digits in some polls, while in state polls, the gangster looks as if she may win states that would normally go to the psycho, if he weren't such a psycho,

whereas gangster states will vote for the gangster, even knowing she's a gangster for fear of they switched to the psycho. He'll turn out to be psycho.

News that the psycho had recommended assassinating the gangster shocked many potential psycho voters who thought that it meant the psycho was psycho, whereas news that the gangster might already be involved in an actual assassination did not disturb the gangster voters because they already knew the gangster was a gangster.

But what about the media? Since most journalists are gangsters, they tend to treat gangster behavior as normal.

When it became clear for instance that the gangster had been influenced peddling, destroying government documents, and repeatedly lying, the gangster said, well sure she's just being a gangster.

But when the psycho made a joke about a crying baby, the gangster started screaming, that guy is psycho. They said you'd never see a gangster that psycho, although of course since they're all gangsters, if gangsters were psycho, they wouldn't know because they'd be too psycho, because they're all a bunch of gangsters.

Now to be fair to the media gangsters, though they are gangsters, they do have a point. Over the years many gangsters have run for president, but only the occasional psycho.

And whereas the gangsters party is full of gangsters, the psychos party is not that psycho. That's why the psychos party won't back the psycho when he's psycho, but the gangster party backs their fellow gangster when she's being a gangster.

After a while, you get used to gangsters and you stop thinking they're psycho. So when the gangster announces she'll rip off over a trillion dollars in taxes and funnel it into scams and power grabs, we all think, well yeah of course she's a gangster.

But then the psycho says, he'll restrict illegal immigration because the gangster cobbles illegal gangsters, which is psycho. And everyone starts shouting the psycho, is psycho. And the gangster is psycho and the psycho is actually saying, well wait no, he's not saying he's psycho.

But he's not helping the gangsters, which would be psycho like the gangster. All the same, many Americans have begun asking themselves, how did we get stuck with a choice between a psycho and a gangster? Are we psycho? Are we gangsters?

Or are we just so sick of gangsters? We thought we'd settle for a psycho, but then realized, we're not that psycho. In any case, according to the polls, it now appears we're psycho enough to elect the gangster, but not so psycho, we elect a psycho.

So get ready for government by gangster, which is psycho. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klavin, and this is the Andrew Klavin show.

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All right. So this election is getting, it's getting to be like that scene in the horror movie where the guy has a nightmare. And then he wakes up and then boo. He's still in the nightmare.

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