This is Infants on Thrones.

Minnesot.

Minnesot.

It's Church House Rocky,

A ship off the block

from your favorite church house, Church House block.

This one's for all my fellow Mormons out there in Indiana, and those with Indiana at heart.

Go Ho's yours. Hey, do you know about the USA? Do you know about the promised land? Let me tell you about the Book of Mormon.

Hey, learn about... Let me tell you about the Book of Mormon.

Hey, learn about the USA. In 600 BC, I'm told Father Lehi sailed from a world so old to settle this new promised land to keep his family free.

The USA was discovered by Jews who came from Jerusalem on a bojo, you see, the first of God's most favorite people

till they killed off each other, you see see because they split up into conservative

Nephites and liberal Lamanites and destroyed each other very much like the

liberals are destroying our country today and that's not what God wants at all

honest so we've got a little something to say about that. We the members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

know that this land is reserved for those who live right to sleep.

Keep out the gays and more Mexicans.

Promote the wealthiest one percent.

Secure the blessings of liberty for just ourselves and our posterity throughout all

generations of time and for all eternity

in this placeholder country called America.

Sometime before the second coming, I'm told this land will be wiped completely clean from all the yucky wickedness of the County, Missouri, and everyone will be a Mormon then, just like you and just like me.

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