You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton on demand. Hello and

I'm former president Martin Van Buren and we're gonna have a great program today. I've got two people on.

I've got two people on.

I've got a comedian and a tech ethicist, and we're going to talk about automation and

driverless cars, how that's going to affect society, and how that's going to affect bumper stickers. Before that I'm going to get into a little bit of

tech news, things that I don't think have been getting adequate coverage in the media that you need

to know about involving a, well you'll find out. But first, before we get into that, I do need to give a word to our sponsors.

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