EP 17- How to not be 5' 11

Kickin' it with Koz

Cloud10

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Turkeys are so stupid that it causes me physical pain, I make "short kings" big mad (not that big tho cause they're short), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for president 2024... all this and much more in today's electric EP My Socials Podcast's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kickinitwithkoz My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonykoz_ My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/anthonykoz MY Twitter: https://twitter.com/anthonykoz_ Sponsors: Get 10% off your first month of therapy at BetterHelp.com/KOZ Go to https://rayconglobal.com/pages/koz for up to 20% off your order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And we'll arrive in three, two.
0:04.6	This bitch got me paid a rip, paid for chips, diamonds on a neck, diamonds on a wrist,
0:18.5	and here I am alone.
0:22.0	Woo!
0:23.0	My God!
0:24.0	Woo!
0:25.0	I had to reach for that note.
0:26.4	Woo!
0:27.4	My God!
0:28.4	I had to reach for the top shelf with that one.
0:29.4	I felt like a fellow short king trying to reach the top cabinet in their apartment.
0:34.4	He's fucking standing on the cabinet.
0:41.4	It's like a frustrated moan.
0:46.4	They get on their tippy toes.
0:51.4	Mark.
0:52.4	Mark, just use it, dude.
0:53.4	Just use a stool.
0:54.4	No one's gonna say, shut the fuck up.
0:55.4	Shut up.
0:56.4	I'll use a stool if I want to use a stool.
0:57.4	I'll shove a stool up your ass, damn it.
1:01.4	Fuck you, Darryl.
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