Ep 164: Oops! All Bodily Functions

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In This Episode: We talk about a guy who wants to leave his wife after she saved his life, some one who has been receiving concerning texts, a guy trying to calm himself while his partner recovers from emergency surgery, a camping trip that takes a bad turn once coffee gets introduced, and one listener who gets an infection and another who is being asked to prioritize their work over their health. This Episode is sponsored by: Pretty Litter Go to PrettyLitter.com/Judgies for 20% off your first order! Daily Harvest Go to DailyHarvest.com/Judgies for up to $65 off your first box! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Leaving Wife Concerning Texts Calm Myself: TIFU: Coffee Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:59 Mail Time 8:24 AITD: Leaving Wife 15:50 Concerning Texts 23:13 Calm Myself 28:46 CJ: Himbo Chronicles 41:26 LS: Infection 47:50 LS: Prioritizing Work 58:06 TIFU: Drinking Coffee 1:08:00 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, scoundrels, hello, scallywags, and hello, NBs, and welcome back to the
0:29.8	Judges Place on the Internet. My name is Josh. My name is Rick. And my name is Christian. And we are the Judges back and up to no
0:39.1	good or never. We're little rascals, little scoundrels, rap scally and if you won't, we're bringing them
0:46.7	at goblin mode. Rap scally is when you sort of spit a beat about onions. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I don't
0:54.8	want to admit that I liked that, so I'm not going to. I feel like that was kind of an admission. We got a
1:00.2	big old package. That's a big package, it's fair. It's mail time. It's got an entire literally
1:10.5	double space as paragraphs. APA style. Sited. But this is an MLA podcast, so I'm going to need you to
1:19.2	read it. Oh, I use Chicago style. It's disgusting. That means there's no ketchup on it. What the hell? I
1:28.6	typed this out because I have some pretty sloppy handwriting and I wanted you to be able to read this. L-M-A-O. I
1:34.1	appreciate that. Okay. Feel free to say my name on the pod. Also read this before opening gifts. That is
1:38.8	on all bold and underlined and highlighted. And they wrote on the outside of the box. Please read my
1:45.1	note before opening gifts. Hi, judges. Hello. Hello. My name is tape. She, her. I'm 23 years old
1:52.1	and engaged, but soon to be married September 2nd. I have no clue if you remember me just
1:56.4	based on my name alone, but we met on the moment house for the judge's friends giving. What I say
2:00.1	right before we started recording? Yeah. I said, hey, I remember this name from when we met
2:04.8	them. We're from a city. I won't say where. I remember now. I know you said the city like not
2:10.8	that long ago and I already don't remember where it was. Yeah. I told you back then that I was
2:14.9	trying to get some cross stitches done for you. Spoiler alert. But I didn't have time to finish them.
2:20.8	Well, they're finally finished. I've been listening to the pod for over a year now. I can't.
2:27.2	Were you just waiting for me to start talking? You can talk through the applause. I can't, though.
2:34.4	I can't remember the exact date, but I want to say I discovered you sometime in summer of 2022.
2:38.5	Your podcast became an instant obsession for me and over time I slowly listened to all the episodes.
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