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The Judgies

Ep 163: Oops! All Poli-Ricks

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

In This Episode: We have a boyfriend who thinks he is complimenting his girlfriend by breaking her stuff, we learn that Build A Bear doesn't allow punks to shop at their stores, a guy finds out the disgusting secret to why his relationship is so successful, a man hides all his red flags until his wife asks to see his DMs, and a listener is concerned about he boyfriend checking out her friends. And for this weeks Circle Jerdge we answer the age old question how many communion wafers do you need to eat Jesus and Josh showcases some of his Threads that should have popped off! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: BF smashes makeup to prove I'm beautiful https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/14quyd9/my_boyfriend_27m_smashed_my_foundation_to_prove/ Bad Experience at Build a Bear https://www.reddit.com/r/buildabear/comments/14n4jxf/bad_experience_at_buildabear/ GF has been peeing in my food https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/14jya39/i_found_out_my_girlfriend_peed_in_my_food/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:58 Mail Time 8:59 r/relationship_advice: BF smashed my makeup 15:29 r/Buildabear: Bad experience at Build a Bear 23:23 r/offmychest: Found out GF peed in my food 37:04 CJ: Threads that should have POPPED OFF! 45:48 CJ: How many communion wafers to eat a full Jesus 50:04 Listener Submitted Sound 53:02 Listener Submitted Story: BF checked out my BFF 1:01:10 r/relationships: Divorced Husband over DMs 1:07:23 Where to follow us Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, boys, hello, girls, hello, and we welcome back to the judgiest place on the internet.

0:28.0

My name is Josh. My name is Rick. And my name is Christian. And we are the judgies. This is how Olsen waves right now.

0:39.0

Very poorly. He's learning. He's a gay British royalty. Well, I don't know about the first part, but the second part. No. I mean, I guess I don't know.

0:51.0

This British royalty. And then gay. No, this means all done. No, British royalty waves like this. No, it's right. And then gay about it.

1:03.0

So now put them put them together. No, he doesn't understand months. He doesn't understand that pride months over. Oh, he's still he's still serving.

1:12.0

Well, folks, it's piss babies after dark, the latest episode we've ever recorded. Maybe maybe when we first started the like episode three, maybe was like a 10 p.m.

1:23.0

Yeah. Oh, maybe not. I don't know. Listen, Tash, if you're listening, miss. Oh, it won't be that later promise. I swear, I'm not going to stay that long.

1:38.0

Here we are on Saturday night, 946 p.m. Central Central. That's late for your boy June July 8th actually. And this episode does this episode come on on Erica's birthday. Let's see. No.

1:55.0

But that is important because on July 31st, which is a Monday, which is a Monday, an episode will come out. We want everybody to drop new hot fresh apple reviews.

2:07.0

We want to review. So don't leave one right now. Wait until July 31st. You didn't even ask if that's what I wanted for my birthday.

2:14.0

You normally don't ask specifically what somebody wants for their birthday. You ask for ideas. You ask for ideas.

2:22.0

Well, you didn't even ask if that was an idea that I had for my birthday, which it was come down. It was.

2:29.0

And I was right then. Yeah. I'm just saying that you know me so well, Josh. All right. Yeah. I guess I'm confused on the tone.

2:37.0

I could just tell us that we could get for your birthday that would be good from a friend or husband.

2:44.0

Any birthday gift ideas? I'll never tell.

2:51.0

Fuck. God damn it. Got him.

2:55.0

Shit. But you know what else we get on this podcast? You got him. We got mail. That's why I said you know what else we the royal we get.

3:05.0

That's answering a you know else we got with that we got mail.

3:11.0

Was it retortable? It's too late for this bullshit guys. You know what?

3:16.0

Earliest carrot bonk. That's maybe we get mail on this podcast.

3:23.0

Maybe. It's a cock. Oh my god. Wait until the and BT just kidding. It's called bohemian rooster.

3:34.0

This is a lot of words. A lot of words. Hello judges. Hello. You can call me cat. Cat.

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