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Cut & Retie

Ep. 163 - Tsunami-Proof Salmon Sitters

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Sports, Wilderness

4.9697 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This week, guide Marty Yi eats a $26 potato after surviving an earthquake in steelhead country, we lose the Zippo of a lifetime because we refuse to stand up in the boat, buy a few clowned-up Dollies at the northernmost J.C. Penny, and open a remote lodge in a land with no Wendy's. 

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0:00.0

What's your salt order passion?

0:03.0

Well, no matter your answer, there's a zeal for that.

0:06.0

With models ranging from 6.5 feet to 12, Quantum's new line of zeal rods built on proprietary

0:12.0

HSX 24-ton carbon fiber blanks are light, sensitive, and will outperform rods with much higher

0:20.0

price tags. I fished the 10-footer in the surf this fall and was impressed by how well it delivered everything from small metal lures to giant swim baits,

0:28.6

plus how comfortable it was to fish all day thanks to its durable rubberized handle.

0:33.6

Quantum packed loads of incredible features into these rods that cost well under $200.

0:39.5

So I suggest you head over to quantum fishing.com to learn more and pick the zeal for your deal ASAP.

0:50.5

Some YouTuber would find a way though, Marty. You you know that one asshole just show up and then

0:55.7

mouth off to the tribal leaders like that's that's what YouTubers do so you go on these like

1:01.6

scenic beautiful like tours the end of it if you should choose like there's like these

1:06.3

military grade like machine guns pistols that kind of stuff and you get to shoot you yeah ohols, that kind of stuff. Oh.

1:12.3

Oh, it's that kind of party.

1:13.9

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:18.6

We kind of have this, like, joke of a saying that's kind of turning into, like, our motto,

1:23.9

and it's all this for a trout is like kind of our joking motto.

1:32.0

I love that so much. Come on, man.

1:33.5

Cut and retry that.

1:34.5

You know that's never going to work.

1:36.9

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people who think they're

1:41.1

impressing someone with the vac sealed smoked salmon they bought

1:44.1

at the Hudson News and the Anchorage Airport on their way home from their Alaskan cruise.

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