Hi there, you have reached quality sprinkler and pump.

We are currently out of the office and on our first vacation in three years.

We, too, are as concerned about your lawn's well-being as the customer who called and texted over 15 times in three days just before Thanksgiving.

And we assure you that your turf quality is absolutely more important than myself and that of my own families.

So please keep calling 772-259-1432, because we hear at quality promise that your threatening

voicemails are very important to us and certainly making us enjoy our precious time off

much less.

It was happening while you were eating the peanuts on the Spirit Airlines or whatever you flow. No, no, I took American. They gave me a free Bisk off and soda on that flight. Oh, Bishoffs. They're good. Yeah. Did you eat it? No, I left it in the thing. You skipped on the Bishoff? Yeah, I brought my own. I had to buy like a $40 bag of reusable cheeses.

And there's guys on the beach with surf rods yelling at a guy in a boat next to us.

Jeff, pick up your phone!

And he picks it up, he's like, why?

And he's like, what are you why?

He said, no, we was catching.

I'm like, this is ridiculous.

You could write a book like Hammer on Fly that would just be like the counterfly culture book, but like...

I would love to do something like that.

But like real talk, too.

Yeah, real.

Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people that slaved over Thanksgiving dinner just to watch their children eat one bite of the jellied cranberry sauce they said they like and a half a dinner roll.

And welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that loves to eat but is never hungry when it's time to sit down for dinner on Turkey Day.

Hey, everybody, happy Black Friday.

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