Yeah, we say them pretty much every day, every night before bed.

And yeah, they really mean a lot.

So if everyone can raise it, I'd ask them those three little words.

Fuck the Tories.

Hello, and welcome to The Troll, where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.

I'm Marina Perkis.

And I'm Gemma Forte, and Bumpertrawl is the last

one we'll be recording before hopefully we get a change of government. So with a bit of luck,

the next time we trawl will have had the result that this country so desperately needs,

i.e. Tory obliteration. But there is a lot to cover

rubbing her knees. There is. And then our knees. First up, England are through to the quarterfinals

of the Euros. But again, it wasn't quite the performance I think we were all hoping for.

ITV reported that Gareth Southgate

is his own harshest critic and I thought, who's clearly not been on the socials, has he?

Paddy Power tweeted, Southgate taking the top scorer in Germany, the player of the season from

England and Spain and molding a team that resembles

Derby 2007 and 8, is a sensational achievement in fairness.

England have got Switzerland next who are looking pretty decent, and they knocked out Italy,

of course, so it could be a tough match for England. But we like to stay positive here at the

trawl. We're always looking for that silver lining.

And I think we found one. John O'Farrell, the writer, wrote, this is all going according to plan.

England limped through to the quarterfinals, but with no feel-good factor to help the Tories.

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