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Yeah, yeah, yeah. How you been? Good. We haven't seen a Halloween special which we did not record in Keats, Backgarden. I seen somebody commented that and A, I don't know how you know that. And B, it's a lie. It's not true. Did we say it? I seen that as well. I was like, how did they know?

They must have been in the Instagram pictures that we most have posted it.

Oh, oh maybe. Yeah. How did they know what you're back crying? How did they know? I've no idea. Which it wasn't in by the way. It was in the Spooky forest. Exactly. Yeah. Well, all right. So, buddy, what's new at you? Not much. A little bit of a spooky tale for you if you're interested. Yeah, is this related to your haunted house? It is. Myself and the listeners, grown very fond of indeed. So you've been having lots of weird stuff. I feel like we should do, somebody should go out there and just chop up all of your stories because we're

not going to come here yeah i can't remember so any listeners out there who wants to go through every

single episode of that chapter podcast find keats stories about what's going on in his house and put

into a super cut yeah yeah we'll send you a i'll send you a that chapter hoady yeah uh yeah so

we've had you moths flying into your mouth.

Your daughter seeing strange figures. See the blood on the wall? Blood on the wall. You and your wife, both hearing people call your name. And my daughter. And this is another story of my daughter hearing names. Ooh. So it's happening frequently enough now. So my office is right beside my daughter's room. and for the last two weeks now, she's been getting up, like, because I work late on the pod.

So it happens around like 12, 1 o'clock at night.

She wakes up and she's like, what are you saying?

What?

And like, I don't, like, there's definitely, there's no noises.

It's so quiet.

And she wakes up convinced that I'm calling her.

I'm like, I'll have to go into her.

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