Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer finally recovered from all of his surgeries and joins Tom Segura to discuss their taste in adult videos. They discuss Adriana Chechik breaking her back, Bhad Bhabie, and if Bert should start an Only Fans account. Tom educates Bert on Tyga, Travis Scott and Woah Vicky. Bert shares his theory on little people, the bears discuss herpes, pregnancy scares, as well as hernias. They review some of the best hair transplants among celebrities, female celebrities that aged gracefully, and private jets.

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0:00.0	This world's crazy.
0:01.3	Yeah?
0:02.1	We just need to focus on comedy.
0:03.3	Okay.
0:04.3	Me, you need to focus on what we're good at.
0:05.8	What we're good at is fucking old ladies,
0:07.9	drink cool aid and do stand up.
0:09.4	Yeah, you got.
0:10.3	And I got my cool aid right here.
0:11.5	Yeah.
0:12.3	100%.
0:13.9	I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, you.
0:16.0	What kind of porn are you watching these days?
0:22.5	It's really interesting.
0:23.7	You're outside.
0:25.2	Last night, I can't do anything that's stepfather
0:29.7	stepdaughter, anything like that.
0:33.6	I can't do anything young anymore.
0:35.4	Why?
0:36.2	Because my kids are my kids at that age.
0:38.0	Oh, yeah.
0:38.8	Yeah.
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