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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 155 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

We're halfway through Sober October and Bert Kreischer tells Tom Segura how he's disgusted with drinking now, the bears look at their sleep and recovery from Whoop, and Tom shares some VERY cool auto-generated art of Bert made by artificial intelligence software. Tom talks about his recent incredible ayahuasca experience, Bert shares how often he thinks about death, and how bummed Bert is that he is madly in love with his wife LeeAnn.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I fire host people and I tell them what's going on with me and then I deal with me and then I just walk away and I go that was a good cup of tea.

0:07.9

Dude that's this podcast.

0:12.5

100%

0:18.8

You are looking so much better. So Rocktober is really working on you. You're down to feel.

0:26.0

I gotta be honest with you man, I feel like you. You feel like me. Like boring.

0:31.4

Like I do the things you're doing. I'm doing what you're doing. But you do it in when you can drink. I'm just going like

0:38.9

alright I'm gonna go to bed. Yeah everyone's like okay nice good a bad.

0:44.1

You kind of feel somewhat happier though too. I'm not I don't have any panic. I feel very

0:48.4

admitted like I feel like there's no sparkle. You're really just skimmed out. You're like boring. I don't

0:52.8

have any panic in my life. I don't have any panic. That's the one thing that I'll tell you what you want

0:57.1

to hear something crazy. Yeah. Yesterday we were at Buffalo Wild Wings. My favorite place in the world to be.

1:03.1

I love Buffalo Wild Wings. I love Buffalo Wild Wings. I'll tell you this they came at me to do a voice

1:10.3

do a voiceover. You're perfect match. Dude it's my spot. Yeah. Buffalo Wild Wings is one of the best places

1:15.5

you'll ever go. They've got every football game on. They've got every fucking football game on. They've

1:20.6

got like 40 different choices of wings you can have. They have the Buffalo Wild Wings challenge.

1:25.5

They have it is one of the their salads are great. Their tater tots are fucking amazing. They're

1:31.2

not just come with chili on them and deliver fucking full diet coax and then they got those tall

1:37.5

pint beers those those yards. My mouse watering. Yeah I can see why. Yesterday I had the weirdest

1:44.2

thing happen. I your FFL. Well Buffalo Wild Wings watching the games and I saw dude

1:49.3

killing his yard and it made me feel sick. I'm sorry killing his yard a beard. Okay okay and I went

1:56.0

oh and I did what what like Andrew Zimmern does where he goes who could drink a beer like Andrew

2:02.5

Zimmer's I just remember one time. Zimmern Zimmern Zimmern Zimmern. Is it Zimmern?

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