Ep 154: Abandoned Ship

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2017

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

An unexpected vessel brings unexpected complications for the Sisyphus; Lieutenant DuFarge has his day; Corbomite and Lorem take a walking tour.

This episode was improvised on October 23, 2016 from a title suggestion by Joe Redhead via Facebook.

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring:

Sherman Edwards as Brian Hemsworth
Dan Granata as Lt. DuFarge, Cdr. Toro
Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, On*Lt.
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius V. Baxter, EMH, Lt. Greg

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Co-Op.

Special Thanks to Brian Wilson, Mike Love, Gary Usher, and Fred Fassert.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity, a proud sponsor of the Chicago podcast Co-op.
0:06.7	They asked us not to read an ad?
0:09.5	Enjoy the show.
0:10.8	Go!
0:13.5	I'm going to wake you up early because I'm going to take a ride with you.
0:19.9	We're going down to the Honda shop.
0:22.4	I'll tell you what we're going to do.
0:26.5	Captain, we are pulling up on the abandoned spaceship.
0:32.5	I mean, do we know that it's abandoned?
0:35.4	Like, maybe everyone died.
0:37.3	Maybe it was... I mean, just say derelict.
0:39.7	Derelict. Derelict. It's upside down. How can you tell? I mean, because we're right
0:45.0	side up and it's the other way. What if we're upside down? It's space. What's up? What's down?
0:49.6	Right, guys? Whoa, you just blew my mind, Captain. Yeah. That's how you get in the big chair, guys. You think about this stuff. It's clearly upside down. But maybe it's right side up and we're upside down. But look at it. I'm looking at it. It's upside down. All right, but flip, do the 180 on the view screen like I did when I was prank you guys other day. No, no, not the backwards flip around.
1:11.8	Do like the top to bottom, like. Okay. Your chair isn't supposed to swivel that far, Loram. I broke it. Oh, Captain, this is really strange. We're getting a hail from... From the derelict ship? Yeah, from the derelict ship. Thank you, Loram. Oh, my God. Okay, go ahead and put it through.
1:27.4	Putting it through.
1:29.1	Hello?
1:29.8	Hello, I'm Captain Julius Valentine Bax. Yeah, from the derelict ship. Thank you, Loram. Oh my God. Okay, go ahead and put it through. Putting it through.
1:28.3	Hello?
1:29.3	Hello, I'm Captain Julius Valentine Baxter of the USS Ciciface.
1:33.3	We're a member of the United Federation of Planets and we're here to see if you need assistance.
1:37.3	Yeah, yeah, my car broke down.
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