Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go! We're joined by the author, Neil Pollock, and talk more about yoga than ever before or ever again. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, go! I am Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Beautiful evening in Los Angeles, a crisp breeze in the air, a little bit of moisture, rain later this week.

What's that? Pine. It's fine. Joining us this week on the program, he's the author of numerous books including The Neil Pollock Anthology of American Literature,

alternate dad and most recently stretch famous writer, Neil Pollock. Neil, welcome to the program.

That's always nice to be in a room with you, Jesse. I know, because I smell so good. You smell it, right?

No, is that right? Pine coming off of you, Jesse? I spray down my body with pine salt every day. Wow!

More people are using soap, but I don't think it has enough scrubbing power. I kind of thought maybe I'd gotten lost and drove the Pacific Northwest.

No, no, not at all, not at all. It's just your pine. Well, and also this me walk Indian over here. Oh, boy. He's looking at me funny.

So it's those two things, the me walk and the pine salt that you spray it all over your body. Is me walk right? I can't say.

Irrically. There you go. In the plain states. Dances with wolves. Sure. Absolutely. Well Neil, we're delighted to have you on the program this week.

I've been waiting and waiting. You know, your whole life has been leading up to this moment. Literally. That is actually quite true. Yeah.

Hey, Neil, don't waste it. Don't fuck this up, Paul. No, wasted. I've wasted so much already. I don't think I could, I don't think I could mess this up worse than I've messed up the rest of my life.

Neil Pollock is wasted. Yeah, he is wasted. So there's that. Hey, Jordan, guess what? I don't know if you noticed, but did you notice this Danish teen?

I did. Oh, you know, it's he's tough to see behind the me walk. Sure. You have a lot of races in here. I do. Well, the thing is is they were shutting down. It's a small world for cleaning.

And so I took a few of that. Those are humans. Those are real human beings. I thought they were robots. No, they're just really repetitive human beings. But yes, I mean, now that you point him out, I noticed the Danish teen.

Johannes emailed me. I think I may have mentioned this a couple months ago, but it has actually happened. Johannes emailed me and said as a Danish teenager, which he is.

Sure. During our sophomore year of high school, we're expected to do a one year internship at a business. Is this something and maybe this is more like a question for Johannes, but this is something that happens all across mainland.

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