Kill a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take cocky shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan Jesse Goe, Paul Sheer joins us to discuss the etymology of the word boner.

Again, God, will we ever stop talking about that?

Let's go.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I am Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Chris, cool evening in Los Angeles.

I feel like the possibilities of the holidays are opening up before us,

not least because we're joined by a spectacular special guest on this week's program, Mr. Paul Sheer.

Paul, welcome to the show.

Thank you very much for having me.

Hey Paul, can I just talk to Jesse for a second?

Yeah, I'll just turn it over and have a look.

Jesse? Yeah, what's up?

I thought Barba Boxer was going to be on the show other day.

No, she has to go to the Senate.

Well, I prepared a lot of Barba Boxer stuff.

Well, do you want to just ask Paul the Barba Boxer?

No, this was Barba Boxer specifically.

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