EP. 152: The Package

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 On Today’s Show: My Mom vs Deer Election fatigue is real. MONDAY CHISME: When an Amazon package got lost, the contents inside caused a WHOLE bunch of anxiety!! Today’s Quote: “No, not a feminist. I’m a humanist. I’m neither one side nor the other. It’s about the human being. And wanting human beings to be better off so they don’t view children as an insurance for the future.” - David Attenborough The Good News: A Man Went To The Store For Mac & Cheese And Ended Up Winning The Lottery Jackpot N.J. Woman Saves Herself from Kidnapping by Mouthing ‘Help Me’ at Bystander During Alleged Robbery Made Me Laugh: Drinking While Voting – John Oliver Our Amazing Partners: LINENFIT LinenFit’s patented technology ensures your sheets will fit. No matter the mattress, lifestyle, or wallet. LinenFit is offering listeners of Certified Mama’s Boy 20% off their purchase sitewide at LinenFit.com when they use the code KRAMER at checkout. MAGIC SPOON Healthy cereal that tastes too good to be true. Go to magicspoon.com/KRAMER to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code KRAMER at checkout to get free shipping. And Magic Spoon is so confident in their product, it’s backed with a 100% happiness guarantee — so if you don’t like it for any reason, they'll refund your money, no questions asked. BETTER HELP I want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/Kramer Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health. Again, that’s BetterHelp.com/kramer Follow us on social media: Instagram Facebook Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's episode is rated PG 15 or 16. Not even 13. No, 15 or 16. Okay? I want to put that
0:09.2	clearly into your mind. It's going to get a little risque as we get into the cheese made today.
0:14.0	I told you in the radio that there was a package that Amazon lost and this is the last
0:18.5	Amazon story we're going to tell for a month okay but that package was so incriminating the item inside. I don't even know how it looked my neighbors in the face if they were the one
0:28.3	whose doorstep this arrived on. We went through the whole neighborhood trying to search for this package and when you find
0:34.1	up what was inside, you're going to understand today on the show.
0:37.2	Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:41.4	You're not just any mama's boy,
0:43.7	you're a certified mama's boy.
0:46.6	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:50.5	Hi, welcome to certified mama's boy podcast.
0:52.4	I'm Steve Kramer this is a feel good
0:54.4	podcast that I do with my mom and we do it every day and we just appreciate you
0:58.3	being here if this is your first time back in a while thanks or if you have been
1:01.6	here every single episode.
1:02.5	Either way, just really, really, really appreciate you being here supporting this project.
1:06.5	It's, may, it's live, laugh, love your mom.
1:09.6	That's it.
1:10.1	If you haven't subscribed yet and given us a review,
1:12.2	I would love for you to take a second to do that.
1:14.0	Wouldn't mean a lot. And now, let's say hello to my co-host, my lovely mother, Nancy,
1:18.8	Yancey. Hi, mom's got to fear she's going to run into a deer. Where's this coming from?
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