Ep 148 - Mind Your Manners

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.8 • 764 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The lads talk about the joy of having no plans at the weekend but then discuss the absolute trauma of thinking you're the loneliest person in the world when it comes to the weekend and you do nothing. PJ shares his story about his chaotic trip to the post office to send his wedding invites which Kevin thinks look like notes kids used to pass to each other in school. The theme for the week is etiquette and of course, Kevin is loving life because he's weak for all things etiquette and of course PJ is allergic. They talk about etiquette in different countries and how they think that despite England priding themselves on their manners, everyone there is pure rude.

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0:00.0	also restaurants stop doing the long benches give us back support we're all in our
0:04.2	30s yeah stop it i know is it because they're trying to fit more people in and you can fit more
0:08.1	people onto a table stop it i need i'm not you know what actually let it be to your own detriment
0:12.4	because i'm not coming in yeah i'm not coming in if you don't have a back to my chair then you
0:16.3	have to do the elbows on the table to give yourself a bit of support. Would you like to sit at the bar with the high stool?
0:21.5	No, I wouldn't.
0:22.8	No, I absolutely do not.
0:29.7	Oh, you'll have the best spot in the house because you'll be overlooking the chef as he's preparing the entrees.
0:35.8	No, Dahl, because I'll be having to order a taxi door to door home because my back will be broken.
0:37.5	Also, if I wanted to work in the kitchen, I would have put in my CV. Yeah, I don't want,
0:39.3	I don't want all the smells and the steam pop it into my face.
0:41.7	You know what I mean? Also, I don't want to see
0:43.3	what way he's handling the meat. I just want to eat it. It's your favorite queers, back in your ears.
0:59.6	It's I'm Grandman.
1:01.4	Hey, girlies.
1:02.6	I'm Kevin.
1:03.3	And I'm PJ.
1:03.9	And welcome back to I'm Grandman.
1:07.4	Woo!
1:09.6	Because I'm wrecked.
1:10.8	Who, woohoo. Why are you wrecked?
1:12.2	I just did too much over the weekend.
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