Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are together in the bear cave again for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert starts off by discussing his fall the night before. and they watch a video of the incident. They also talk about queerbaiting in Thor: Love and Thunder, Daniel Craig, playing red rover, why Bert thought he might have to have a broken jaw, and Tom’s experience with a shady dentist. They wrap up by swapping scary stories of getting in trouble going through customs with their tour busses.

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0:00.0	We should a Queerbait for our podcast.
0:03.4	Yeah, this shit is super gay.
0:05.6	Dude, do you want to make out later?
0:07.8	Okay.
0:08.6	It's coming up.
0:09.5	The next two.
0:10.3	And then we don't make out.
0:11.3	That's Queerbaiting.
0:12.3	The next two bears live, birth's gonna blow me.
0:14.3	100%.
0:15.3	Whatever you're doing is working.
0:24.0	You look amazing.
0:27.7	I'm so strong right now.
0:29.9	Dude.
0:30.9	I talked to you yesterday and you go, wait till you see me.
0:35.0	And let me tell you something.
0:36.6	It's, I mean, it's like, it's not, I mean, first of all, let's, okay, it's the small gains
0:42.4	that are big gains.
0:43.6	Right now my stomach is two inches smaller.
0:46.3	My waist is an inch and a half smaller.
0:48.9	My neck.
0:49.9	When I stop drinking, my neck gets so much skinnier.
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