Ep 143 – Zelph on the Shelph
Infants on Thrones
Glenn Ostlund
4.7 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2014
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Infants on Thrones. |
| 0:04.0 | Minnesot. |
| 0:05.0 | Minnesot. |
| 0:06.0 | Minsot. Yeah! |
| 0:10.0 | Do your kids love the elf on the shelf? |
| 0:14.4 | Wish you could manipulate... |
| 0:17.4 | Uh, use it to influence your kids all year round without using the double magic of Santa? |
| 0:23.0 | Ho, ho, ho, ho! |
| 0:25.0 | Or that blasted buddy the elf? |
| 0:29.0 | I just like to smile. |
| 0:30.0 | Smiling is my favorite. |
| 0:31.0 | Well, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Mormons, in association |
| 0:36.1 | with Deseret Book and Bonneville Communications, has the answer for you with... Zelf on the shelf. Yes, Zelf on the shelf. You don't need to use the |
| 0:50.4 | invisible Holy Ghost to get your kids to do what's right? |
| 0:53.7 | Give your kids something tangible to be afraid of with Zelf on the shelf. |
| 0:58.7 | But who's Zelf? |
| 1:01.0 | Good question. Zelf was a white laymanite warrior. |
| 1:05.0 | What's a laymanite? |
| 1:07.0 | Honey, remember from Sunday school, laymanites are the bad people that descended from Lehi |
| 1:12.0 | and were cursed with dark skin for being wicked. It's not racist. |
| 1:17.0 | Who's Lehi again? |
| 1:19.0 | He was a Jewish prophet that sailed to America from Israel 600 years before Christ. |
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