Another shocking headline today, New York Times kills journalism then self.

In a brutal murder suicide, the New York Times blew the brains out of American journalism

last week, then turned its weapon on itself. Although journalism was found dead at the scene,

the Times lingered on life support, but after examining the op-ed page, doctors agreed that

all mental activity had ceased. According to those closest to the Times, the newspaper had been

growing increasingly delusional in recent years, one Times reader who asked not to be named for

fear someone might find out he had been a Times reader said, quote, the newspaper's idea of how

the world worked was utterly fantastical and its denial of the way things actually are sent it

into a destructive cycle of self-deception and hysteria, which the Times called news.

The Times's mental degeneration seemed to reach a crisis after the horrific mass killings in Orlando

when a gay Muslim Democrat murdered 50 gay people. It was a perfect storm of incomprehensible truth

said one former friend of the Times and it simply pushed the paper over the edge.

Witnesses say the Times began raving after the incident as one former Times employee put it, quote,

the shooter was a Democrat so they blamed Republicans, the shooter was a Muslim, so they blamed

Christians, the shooter was apparently gay so they blamed homophobia, they just weren't making

any sense. The former employee who asked to remain anonymous for fear someone might find out he

had been a former employee went on to say that the Times became increasingly distraught when it

realized no one believed its delusional mutterings anymore. Even their fantasies began to degenerate

into meaningless generalities that had nothing to do with anything the former employee said they just

paced around the office muttering it's the fault of America, it's the fault of guns, it's guns,

it's America, it's America, it's guns, the less people took them seriously the crazier they became.

In a rambling suicide note sent to real journalists the New York Times said quote after we commit

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