It's graduation time, and many of you young people just getting out of college are probably

thinking, hey, the Obama presidency can't last forever, maybe one day I'll be able to

get a job.

But then it probably occurs to you, oh no, I've just spent four years studying utterly

useless left wing tripe that has absolutely nothing to do with reality.

Not to mention the fact that I've continually cheated by buying my essays and test answers

online, plus weekends of blackout drinking have caused me to commit acts that have reduced

me to a genuinely reprehensible person.

Who would want to hire me now?

Well, good news.

After four years of nonsensical leftism, dishonesty, and poor behavior, you've acquired just the

sort of experience you need to become a mainstream media journalist.

That's right, you could soon be standing in front of a studio green screen with a picture

of an exotic location chroma keyed onto it, experiencing all the thrill of lying about

people and misrepresenting events.

But wait, before you can enter the exciting world of mainstream journalism, there are

a few things you need to know.

Number one, a mainstream media journalist needs to be able to tell the difference between

an example and an exception.

An example is something that almost never happens, but is very important because it exemplifies

an idea you want people to believe.

A Christian who murders people in the name of his religion is an example because he exemplifies

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