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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 142 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Bell

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by lifter, podcaster, and entrepreneur Mark Bell. Tom and Mark discuss weight lifting injuries, Mark’s extreme weight loss, Tom’s workout routine on the road, improving sleep, squatting 1,000+ lbs, diet, motivation, using PEDs and more! Mark and Tom share the story of how they became friends, they talk about how to help Bert Kreischer “be less fat,” and Tom also reveals the time he was most nervous speaking in front of an audience.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, there's a bunch of new two-bear's YMH stuff in the store.

0:03.8

It's our summer line. It's available right now. Go to store.YMHStudios.com and scoop something up.

0:10.0

Let's get me on some gear, dude. Let's get me some wind straw decka.

0:15.4

Oh, you're not already on some shit? No, man.

0:17.2

When I came in today, you had kind of a chest pump going. Look at that shit, dude.

0:21.4

You did some push-ups before I got in here. No joke. Look at this shit.

0:24.4

100% Hey guys, it's official. Bert is HIV positive.

0:37.2

Also what? I'm really excited to say you really can't make it in. He's done.

0:46.6

I'm excited to tell you that today, you're watching a podcast with one of the strongest men

0:53.3

that has ever walked the planet and also I have a guest named Mark Bell here.

0:59.0

Mark, thanks for coming. I appreciate it. Thank you.

1:03.6

I have, we have befriended one another. I was doing a show in Sacramento.

1:09.8

Befriend it sounds like it. We're turning into enemies, I think. It doesn't?

1:13.6

It sounds good. It doesn't sound good. Sounds like someone turned on somebody else.

1:17.2

Shit. I will visit my thosaurus later.

1:21.6

But my new friend, Mark, is here. It was great. I was doing, you know, I'm very blessed in many ways.

1:29.2

But one of the things that happens a lot of times when I travel, people reach out. Sometimes it's

1:33.9

like people in sports teams will be like, you can come check out the facility or there's

1:39.0

like someone's coming to the game or coming to the show, I mean. And then you're like, hey,

1:43.1

if you want to come work out on this day with your show, you can come. We got into Sacramento

1:49.7

late that day and we had a show, we had two shows that night. And so I was like, I can't make it

1:55.0

to the gym. But, you know, I'll see you at the show and you come to the show and we're talking

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