This is the podcast for August 17th, 2012.

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Once again recorded live from America held hostage Day 62.

Where are the tax returns, Willard?

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal.

Where are those damnantat's turn?

Well, he's explained them to you.

Yes.

That should be good enough.

My wife has explained this to you.

You actually, you said very well that she was acting like the angry principle.

Yeah.

He was just barely holding on to her temper explaining to some poor dumb parent that, no, we're not going to be doing it this way.

Yes, you must eat the foie gras at lunch at her school.

Just shut up and eat your foie gras.

But yeah, she's explaining it like as one explains to the help that they're being uppity and getting out of line and they

don't seem to understand that you dust the entire room, not just the parts that are exposed.

The napkins must be folded like a swan. Yours look like a duck. And that little look on her

face that, you know, we've gone up with this before.

Yes.

During your last employment review, we went over this.

And apparently you don't seem to understand that you don't get to see the fucking tax return.

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