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Infants on Thrones

Ep 141 – Satan Files for Bankruptcy

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2014

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

What would happen to the plan of salvation if the Devil just decided to up and quit?  Jake doesn’t think that anyone in the super VIP Heavenly family would be all too happy about that.  Don’t ask us how we got a hold of this audio, just pray about it and know — it’s the real freaking deal.

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0:00.0

This is Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's the eye of the tag, it's the three,

0:17.0

that,

0:18.0

yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, B. Hello. Hey, hi, hi, it's me. You don't. You don't.

0:37.0

Hello. Hey, hi, it's me. Oh, hey, you.

0:43.0

You don't have any idea who this is, do you?

0:47.0

Well, you know, I'm sorry.

0:48.0

I didn't get a chance to look at the caller ID.

0:51.0

I was watching, have you seen scandal? seriously dad have you how many people even have

0:57.2

this number oh no of course of course hey how's it going yeah Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi. Wow. You know you can't really blame me for not knowing it was you

1:06.4

considering how long it's been. I think the last time we talked was when we went all fear

1:10.0

factor on that one guy. Yeah, Joe. That Joe that was his name that was the guy man you

1:16.4

You know you was pretty big yeah well you know I I did lose the bet I mean there was some consolation in getting you to murder that guy's family so you know

1:24.7

you know that sounds like something the loser would say well you know me daddy's a little loser

1:32.3

okay. So what I wanted to talk to you about. So, what's up?

1:38.0

Right, right.

1:39.0

Well, you know, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

1:41.0

Look, you're going to be getting some information soon and I just

1:45.5

thought it would be best if you heard it from me first. Yeah, yeah, it's a bit of a doozy. So here it is. The division of

1:57.2

temptation and human interaction is declaring bankruptcy.

2:05.0

Dad, you still there?

2:10.0

Yeah, I'm still here, I'm just trying to... Bankruptcy. What does that even mean?

2:17.0

Well, it means that we're liquidating and shutting down operations. We're going out of business.

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