Ep. 14 - How to Compete with a Long Distance Boyfriend
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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In this episode of Bropostles, Ethan and Patrick help a guy trying to woo a girl with a boyfriend, and give tips on moving and once again starting a young adult group.
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| 0:00.0 | On this week's episode of Bro Possils, I try to coach a guy on how to steal a woman away from another man. |
| 0:08.5 | We give some advice on whether or not someone should skip a wedding for a cat. |
| 0:14.1 | And what was the second one? |
| 0:15.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:16.3 | We talk about how to start a young adult group again. |
| 0:18.9 | All this and more on this week's episode of Pro Apostles. |
| 0:21.6 | When you type, it sounds like you, it sounds like I went on YouTube and was like typing sound effect. |
| 0:29.6 | It just sounds exact, it's the exact same cadence. |
| 0:32.6 | Like this? |
| 0:33.6 | Yes, per se. |
| 0:35.6 | That's the spot, like that sounds like typing, but it sounds too much like typing. Does that make sense? |
| 0:42.8 | No. It's just my fingers, man. They've always sounded like that. |
| 0:48.0 | Welcome to bro apostles. Welcome to bro apostles. The only Catholic comedy podcast where for people who take their faith seriously, but not themselves, we also take comedy seriously. I feel like a lot of people don't, they say they're a funny Catholic. I would talk to a gentleman today, this week, who said, I'm starting a podcast. And no shade to this guy. He's lovely, and I'm sure the show is going to be very successful. And if he listens to this, I'm sorry. But he said, I want to start a podcast. And no shade to this guy. He's lovely. I'm sure the show is going to be very successful. |
| 1:16.1 | And if he listens to this, I'm sorry. But he said, I want to start a podcast that is a combination of modern wisdom, pints with Aquinas, and diary of a CEO. And externally, I was like, nice. |
| 1:24.1 | But internally, I was like, I'm never going to listen to a single episode of that podcast. |
| 1:28.1 | Because it sounds miserable. There's something burning in here. |
| 1:35.3 | Do you want to step away? No, it smells like, it smells like dust. It smells like dust burning from the lights. So I'm going to hope it's that. |
| 1:43.3 | You go turn the lights off, man. See if it makes a difference. |
| 1:47.4 | Anyway, sorry, your friend wants to create a time era podcast. I'm just, I'm frustrated at the |
| 1:52.5 | state, at the absolute state of Catholic podcasting because despite years, I think my whole new |
| 1:58.9 | crusade is going to be, there's no funny, there's no funny, and we got to bring back the funny. |
| 2:04.2 | I'm tired of it, of everybody is a woke scold or a racist or, or they're just like a, they're just like a, oh, I just like to go to Mass, and I like to go home, and I like to read Fulton Sheen biographies. |
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