Ep. 13 - He Never Gave Me His Number... So I Did This
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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In this episode of Bropostles, Ethan and Patrick give advice on what to do if you don't have someone's number as well as if you should reach out to that one old flame.
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| 0:00.0 | On this week's episode of BroPossel, someone wants to email a hot firefighter to see if he fancies her. A fellow wants to re-ask a girl out, and he wants us to tell him if that's a good idea or not. And help. My girlfriend has Chlamydia. I'm just kidding. We didn't do that question. That was from Reddit. It was a joke. But we have more real questions on this week's episode of pro possums. Welcome to bro apostles. |
| 0:22.5 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:24.2 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:25.2 | Ethan, I've been thinking. |
| 0:26.7 | Okay. |
| 0:27.8 | We need an enemy. |
| 0:30.9 | No, we don't. |
| 0:32.2 | We need, no, we do. |
| 0:33.2 | We need, we need like a cultural, not simply a person. |
| 0:38.0 | Like we couldn't, we couldn't pick a fight with catching foxes, but that's a little |
| 0:40.9 | 2018. |
| 0:42.8 | I would, dare I say, 2015. |
| 0:46.9 | That's before we started our show, but okay. |
| 0:49.7 | We, I think we need like a, we need to, in order to develop the kind of cult following that we I want our |
| 0:57.3 | listeners in our discord bropossils.com slash discord to be sending anti-broposal tweets to each other to |
| 1:03.9 | like brigade you know I want people defending us to the point of insanity to the the point of hilarity. I want people so |
| 1:13.6 | bought in to this that even when we say heinous things on the internet, they come to our aid. |
| 1:22.6 | This is what we need. In order to do that, we need an enemy to make, to rile up the people. What you're saying is you |
| 1:31.0 | would like to develop a cult following of mentally ill people. Yes, I think that a cult following |
| 1:37.7 | of mentally ill people would be the best way to skyrocket this podcast to the stratosphere. |
| 1:43.7 | It seems to be the best way to skyrocket this podcast to the stratosphere. It seems to be the best way to skyrocket |
| 1:45.5 | really any effort these days. You need, Seth Godin talked about tribes, but I'm going to write a book |
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