Ep 139: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Science
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2016
⏱️ 28 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
The delicate balance of the Sisyphus is upset when Ensign Operator leaves and an inssssssssssidious ssssscientist arrives.
Improvised on March 27, 2016
Edited by Nick Wagner
Featuring (in order of appearance)
Chris Rathjen as Dr. F'Geaux, Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes, Dr. Lasereyes
Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson
Matt Young as Dr. Slither, Lt. Greg. Captain Julius V. Baxter
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Dr. Krux
Mary Cait Walthall as Ensign Operator, Dr. Konkrete
Eleanor Hollingsworth as Dr. Jane Badsome, Lt. Rayvek, Dr. Blunderschmidt
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This episode of the Improvice Star Trek is brought to you by FieldNotes Brand. |
| 0:03.1 | USA made memo books and other products, including seasonal limited editions. |
| 0:06.8 | Visit FieldNotesbrand.com or 400 North May. |
| 0:15.0 | Uh, Lieutenant Commander Watson. |
| 0:17.4 | Yes, Dr. Fuggo? |
| 0:18.3 | I would like to take a vacation. |
| 0:20.1 | A vacation? |
| 0:22.6 | I'd like to take a vacation right now. Dr. Fagot, vacations are technically mandated by Starfleet, but you know how I run the science department on the ship. |
| 0:29.6 | I really don't like anyone to ever take a vacation. |
| 0:32.6 | Oh, Lieutenant Commander Watson, I would respectfully request you grant my vacation request now before we go any further with this experiment, or I will have to report you for gross ethical violations. |
| 0:45.8 | Interesting point. Commander Watson, why don't you just let him go? Frankly, I think he's slowing us down. Okay. Okay. And just so you know, you're going to be missing history. |
| 0:56.6 | You're not trying to sneak out of here with anything in your gaping whole of a mouth, are you? |
| 1:02.1 | I don't appreciate the term gaping. |
| 1:04.2 | No, I am not trying to sneak out of here with anything in my mouth, no. |
| 1:09.0 | Then let him go, Commander. |
| 1:10.7 | All right. |
| 1:11.1 | This cabal, I mean, this experiment should continue unabated. |
| 1:15.3 | All right. |
| 1:15.8 | You know what? |
| 1:16.2 | Take your kid somewhere nice. |
| 1:17.6 | I believe I will. |
| 1:20.1 | Ugh. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from USS Sisyphus, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of USS Sisyphus and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.