Bonus: Sisyphus Pancake Breakfast Fundraiser
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2016
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
An unlikely duo discuss breakfast foods while performing maintenance on the upper nacelles.
Improvised January 10, 2016 from a title by Paul Nichols via Facebook
Edited by Eric Scull
Starring:
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Bronson
Matt Young as Pancakes Johnson
News:
Sean Kelley's character, Jack Vorpal (Foon's Greatest Swordsman) has returned to "Hello from the Magic Tavern." Check out Episode 63 of their podcast.
Game of Thrones fans: check out IST editor Eric Scull's "Game of Owns" podcast's interview with Hodor actor Kristian Nairn.
IST's Julia Weiss helped contribute to Cards Against Humanity's "Donald Trump Bug Out Bag." Read about it from Time Magazine.
Congratulations to our friends, Our Fair City, for the successful launch of the seventh season of their podcast!
IST's Griffen Eckstein will be performing live at iO Theater, Tuesday nights in June. Event details are at this link. The Improvised Star Trek cast will be joining him... keep an eye on our social media for more details.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Matt Young, Captain Julius Valentine Baxter from Improvised Star Trek. |
| 0:07.0 | Please enjoy this bonus scene and stick around after for some news. |
| 0:11.0 | Pancakes, what brings you to this nacelle? |
| 0:24.6 | I was not aware that you were doing maintenance now. |
| 0:27.6 | Well, sometimes just to make sure I get by day to day, I gotta keep myself busy. |
| 0:32.6 | If my hands is moving, I don't want to eat pancakes as much. |
| 0:36.6 | Mmm, but I do love pancakes. |
| 0:39.0 | I wish someone would give me a whole mess of them right now. |
| 0:41.1 | You're doing volunteer extra vehicular walks to avoid thinking of pancakes? |
| 0:46.7 | You got it. |
| 0:48.2 | It's part of a 12-step program. |
| 0:50.7 | The first step is don't eat pancakes. |
| 0:52.9 | The second step is keep busy so you don't think about pancakes. |
| 0:57.0 | The next ten steps are repeat. |
| 0:59.0 | Is it harder to not think of pancakes, to not think of fluffy pancakes on griddles? |
| 1:03.0 | It's especially difficult when I'm talking about them to you right now. |
| 1:07.0 | I remember the first pancake I have. They are not popular where I was raised on the Rigel. You're from Rajel? I was raised on the Rajul. That's what it sounds like to me. Oh yes, I do have a Rigel accent. Very thick people say, almost comedic Rajul accent. That's... Yeah, yeah. It's kind of funny too because we got these universal translators, so we should all just sound normal to each other. |
| 1:29.6 | Oh, yes. You'll sound very funny to me. |
| 1:32.5 | I do. |
| 1:33.1 | You sound, uh, what is word? Old timey? |
| 1:36.5 | Old timey. |
| 1:37.3 | And gruff. |
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