Los Angeles, I'm having a book event June 23rd. It is Live Talks LA. It's going to be

a book event where there will be signings and a long discussion about the book. I'd love to see

you there. Click the link in the description below and get tickets. Love to see you there.

So I'm like, yeah, go ahead, search the plane. So they put drug dogs on the plane. Well, of course,

I smoke pot on the plane. So the dogs are...

Oh, I don't know what that's all about, but... And then the guy goes, the dog needs to sniff

that bag on your shoulder. And I was like, rrrr... 100%.

Listen guys, bird is under dialysis and we're hoping you recover soon.

Thankfully, there are people that can come in and keep this show going. We are blessed today

to have the great Ron White here with us. Give it up for Ron White, everybody.

Yeah. There's applause coming from the back of the building somewhere. They love it. Everybody

loves Ron White. That's the thing. You're a legend, man. I'm so thankful that you're here.

Doesn't that legend mean almost dead? Or already dead?

No. Not in this case. Whenever colleagues introduce me to have the bulk and they're always,

it's so over the top I can't even follow it. I mean, it's kind of feel good. Though people admire

you, we all look up to you. You're kind of laid this path of like how to do it and not only have

you done it well, but the thing I think that happens when you do this, like when you do stand-up for a

while is the thing you end up appreciating and respecting the most is longevity. It's somebody who,

like, has people pop and then they kind of like fizzle out, but somebody that is a real comic that

just keeps doing it, like it's who you are. You're a comedian. That's it. That's it. So we admire

you, man. And you look great. You look fucking great, man. Well, you know, I haven't had a drink

of alcohol in 16 months. I am not proud to say. I believe that there's so much alcohol that you

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