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Welcome back to Infants on Thrones.

I'm Glenn O'Sland and I'm going to try something today. I've been thinking

about this for a while. I don't know if it's going to work or not, but that doesn't always

stop us from doing stuff, does it it so I'm going to try this out

When I was a senior at Brigham Young University I took an English class and we're talking about probably 1996 and it was a satire class and it was my seminar class I think it was called

Where I had to write the equivalent of a master's thesis basically for my bachelor's degree in English.

And we had some options on what we could do.

We could either write a report or create some satire of our own. And so I took the second

option and I created a character called Stephen Arrasas Knutzen, the the third that to me epitomized all of the things that I

really hated about Mormon culture I mean I was still a believing Mormon at this point, but I really did not like what I was seeing in some of the students around me, some of the missionaries that I'd been mission companions with. And so Stephen Erassus Knutum was a way of venting this so

What you're about to hear is what I wrote back in 1996. It's a I've used it on blogs. Since then, there may be a handful of people who are familiar with this, but I doubt it. So here we go.

The Life in Times of Stephen Arastus Canutson the Third.

Brother Stephen Arastus Canute in the Third was born April 6, 1966 in Sunnyvel, Utah.

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