Ep 136. Elephant Dolphin

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.9 • 45.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Chris & Rosie go way back in to the archives and share some more QFTP’s that never made the cut and they do not disappoint! There’s some classic nail grossness, a strange discussion about fire safety and an interruption from a maintenance man. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Speck Saves, if we said you can choose a free lens option with a pair of glasses from
0:04.0	our 69-pound range or above, how would that sound?
0:06.7	Well, like this. Very focus. To help you see near.
0:10.5	And for?
0:11.6	Reactions which darken in sunlight.
0:13.9	Oh, nice.
0:16.0	Thin and light lenses.
0:17.7	Ummm.
0:18.4	Ffff.
0:19.4	Or ultra-clear, super clean.
0:21.5	We don't have a sound for that. Let's just say they help your glasses stay cleaner for
0:24.6	longer. So you're better off with Speck Saves.
0:26.8	Offers can't be combined terms conditions apply, asking store for details.
0:56.8	For one day.
1:12.9	For one day.
1:13.9	Not even a day. It's one o'clock now. We've only just got back.
1:15.9	Yeah, not even a day.
1:16.9	Oh, well, no, not a day because you got a day.
1:18.4	No, no, no. I'll leave it half tomorrow. So that's 23 and a half hours a month.
1:21.5	Great.
1:22.5	Yeah.
1:23.5	There's just fucking water in the fish tank. And the bulbs gone.
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