California lawmakers are considering a bill that would make it illegal to deny that the

climate is changing catastrophically due to human activity. The bill, if it becomes law,

would solve the pressing problem of California lawmakers having too much time on their hands

and being unable to get dates. The California bill would punish climate change denial by forcing

the denier to stand outside until the climate changed catastrophically, causing him intense suffering,

or until he died of old age, whichever came first. Among other things, the bill would make it

illegal to point out that every single prediction ever made by a climate alarmist has turned out

to be utterly false. So for instance, in 1989, United Nations Environmental Official No-Brown warned

that we had only a decade before entire nations were wiped off the face of the earth due to climate

change. Under the new law, Californians will now be forced to say he was correct, and entire nations

will be deemed not to exist, beginning with Venezuela. Likewise, in 2009, UK Prime Minister Gordon

Brown said there were only 50 days left to save the world. Under the California law, the world

will be deemed to no longer exist, and talking about the world as if it were still there, or taking

a walk in the world as if it continued to be under your feet will be punishable by fine and imprisonment.

California state Senator Slackjaw McStupid faced issued a statement about the bill saying,

quote, climate change denial cannot be allowed because we're running out of time. It's now June,

and in his little as two months, it could get so hot that people will be forced to move to the

coasts and strip down to skimpy clothing and even throw themselves into the ocean to cool off.

Soon, they may be reduced to throwing large multi-colored balls back and forth over the sand,

or standing on long polyurethane boards to enable them to ride over the waves while shouting

Calabunga. You can laugh all you want, but this nightmare could really happen.

California lawmakers say climate change denial could also hurt the local economy in Hollywood

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