Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton. I'm your host

Andrew Heaton and I'm wearing a belt and suspenders. That's how committed I am to

never ever dropping my pants on camera. In fact, we've got lead shielding in the desk I'm seated at.

So if you're at home trying to x-ray the monitor, good luck, pervert. You're not going to see anything at all.

Hey, it's Friday. We're going to do a Friday release valve.

That means that I'm going to bring on a comedian buddy of mine.

We're going to kick around some of the lesser attempted stories from the week.

Before we do that, though, I have a treat for me, maybe.

A friend of mine and listener of the program, Kyle Webb, contacted me recently to point out that he could in fact produce a bottle of carbonated scotch, which was one of our sponsors a fortnight ago, and I said I would drink it on camera not thinking

that Kyle would actually make such a thing and then he called my bluff so Kyle

very much appreciate you in general, as a friend, for your service, listening to the program

and creating carbonated scotch for me, which my hands are too sweaty.

Oh, okay, wait, all right.

Here we are.

It's less dramatic than I thought.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Oh, that's so good.

Thanks, Kyle.

Oh, man.

Oh, gosh, those bubbles really add a lot to the whiskey.

Ah, it's, yeah, that's,

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