Oh, hello, you caught me practicing on my new slide whistle.

You see, spec savers have asked me to tell you about something very exciting.

And as it's radio, I thought, well, it's always best to use sound, isn't it?

So here it goes.

While prices everywhere are going.

At spec savers, they're coming.

Thank you.

With glasses now from just £15, you're better off with spec savers.

I could have just said that, I suppose.

With standard single-vision lenses asking store for details.

Hello, you're listening to Shagmau and annoyed with me, Rosie Ramsey.

I'm a husband, Christopher Ramsey.

Yeah, just husband.

What else do you want to be?

There is no higher status in my life.

Arena co-star?

Well, that's worse, surely.

Well, is it, was it a co-star?

The arena case would do.

Oh, well, fair enough.

My co-star.

My husband.

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