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🗓️ 19 June 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Get ready to raise your glasses and laugh till your sides hurt on today's episode of "We Might Be Drunk"! Join hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril as they welcome the incredibly hilarious and charismatic comedian, Kyle Kinane, to the show.
Known for his dry wit and unapologetic storytelling, Kyle Kinane has established himself as a prominent figure in the comedy world. With appearances on "Comedy Central Presents," "Conan," and "The Tonight Show," Kyle's unique perspective and impeccable timing have won over audiences around the globe. Visit Kyle Kinane's website to explore more of his comedy genius: Kyle Kinane's Website
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0:00.0 | We got Kyle Kanane. We might be drunk. Oh, it's happening. Hey, we're doing. Yeah, thanks. Thanks for coming in. Here are West Coast |
0:14.7 | Kweif and now you're here with us on the Pacific Northwest. Oh, the porcelain. Yeah, I'm organ boy now. Whoa. R.E.I. |
0:24.9 | Powell books. I mean, R.E.I. is pretty national. Yeah, we got one. Yeah, sure. I just say that because a lot of tents out there. |
0:32.6 | Yeah, I'm going to buy a new a lot of duct tape on hand me downs. It's more of a dick sporting goods kind of crowd. Yeah, good. What prompted the move to Portland? |
0:43.3 | Pandemic had a chance to move up there and then just |
0:46.9 | Been there for since the beginning of it. I'm like, yes, good. No, this is all right. Yeah, as I say before. I'm like, I'm not part of like I do comedy, but I'm not really a showbiz |
0:57.5 | Like I'd never even before pandemic. They're like, hey, man, you want to drive to Santa Monica for an audition? I was like, no, no, I won't |
1:04.7 | Yeah, I've been to China to do stand up. But I'm not across the 405 do a paper towel commercial. I'm not into that scene, man |
1:12.9 | I hate every audition and I enjoy now because I'm such a pussy that I'll get an email from my agent like, hey, this is a good role for you |
1:20.5 | It's a whatever show criminal minds. You'd be perfect for it. I'm like, I don't want to do it. Fuck it. I'm saying no |
1:27.8 | What part of criminal minds? |
1:29.8 | Well, I'm a role. You get a criminal mind the autistic serial killer |
1:34.5 | The couple of zingers. They said you don't even have to audition. Yeah, yeah, we wrote it for you. We wrote it for you |
1:40.1 | Right. Yeah, I also it's tough |
1:42.4 | But I also do in the road out of the West Coast is always tougher just with the time change if you if you come in East |
1:47.1 | Not too much to go a day early, right? You're behind the eight ball there. Yeah, I'm like I love a red eye. Oh |
1:53.8 | You're the one I sleep. Yeah, I sleep on the plane. I snore on the planes |
1:58.0 | Couple drinks before I get to the airport couple drinks on the airport. Sorry. I wish I would have saved mine |
2:03.3 | I had a bunch. Oh, let me specifically got pleather seats crack off real nice |
2:09.7 | Man, that blew this way. I appreciate you. We're gonna. I don't think you're sorry. I know you're just farting |
2:15.0 | Well, I didn't mean to blow on you. I mean, wait, I mean you did point it that way, but I think you got a vent |
2:19.8 | I appreciate you blowing it in my direction. It smells it smells healthy. Oh, yeah, Chipotle got the water and make it through them |
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