Ep 132: Kyle Kinane
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We got Kyle Kanane. We might be drunk. Oh, it's happening. Hey, we're doing. Yeah, thanks. Thanks for coming in. Here are West Coast |
| 0:14.7 | Kweif and now you're here with us on the Pacific Northwest. Oh, the porcelain. Yeah, I'm organ boy now. Whoa. R.E.I. |
| 0:24.9 | Powell books. I mean, R.E.I. is pretty national. Yeah, we got one. Yeah, sure. I just say that because a lot of tents out there. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah, I'm going to buy a new a lot of duct tape on hand me downs. It's more of a dick sporting goods kind of crowd. Yeah, good. What prompted the move to Portland? |
| 0:43.3 | Pandemic had a chance to move up there and then just |
| 0:46.9 | Been there for since the beginning of it. I'm like, yes, good. No, this is all right. Yeah, as I say before. I'm like, I'm not part of like I do comedy, but I'm not really a showbiz |
| 0:57.5 | Like I'd never even before pandemic. They're like, hey, man, you want to drive to Santa Monica for an audition? I was like, no, no, I won't |
| 1:04.7 | Yeah, I've been to China to do stand up. But I'm not across the 405 do a paper towel commercial. I'm not into that scene, man |
| 1:12.9 | I hate every audition and I enjoy now because I'm such a pussy that I'll get an email from my agent like, hey, this is a good role for you |
| 1:20.5 | It's a whatever show criminal minds. You'd be perfect for it. I'm like, I don't want to do it. Fuck it. I'm saying no |
| 1:27.8 | What part of criminal minds? |
| 1:29.8 | Well, I'm a role. You get a criminal mind the autistic serial killer |
| 1:34.5 | The couple of zingers. They said you don't even have to audition. Yeah, yeah, we wrote it for you. We wrote it for you |
| 1:40.1 | Right. Yeah, I also it's tough |
| 1:42.4 | But I also do in the road out of the West Coast is always tougher just with the time change if you if you come in East |
| 1:47.1 | Not too much to go a day early, right? You're behind the eight ball there. Yeah, I'm like I love a red eye. Oh |
| 1:53.8 | You're the one I sleep. Yeah, I sleep on the plane. I snore on the planes |
| 1:58.0 | Couple drinks before I get to the airport couple drinks on the airport. Sorry. I wish I would have saved mine |
| 2:03.3 | I had a bunch. Oh, let me specifically got pleather seats crack off real nice |
| 2:09.7 | Man, that blew this way. I appreciate you. We're gonna. I don't think you're sorry. I know you're just farting |
| 2:15.0 | Well, I didn't mean to blow on you. I mean, wait, I mean you did point it that way, but I think you got a vent |
| 2:19.8 | I appreciate you blowing it in my direction. It smells it smells healthy. Oh, yeah, Chipotle got the water and make it through them |
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