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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 131: Chris DiStefano with Tequila

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Join Mark, Sam, and Chris as they unleash a comedic whirlwind, sharing hilarious stories, engaging in witty banter, and exploring the absurdities of life. With their quick wit and impeccable timing, this trio will have you laughing uncontrollably throughout the episode.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're gonna do a huge fight because she ate my ass and I came so quick, okay. Yeah, this is gold. Yeah

0:08.5

When the hell's the bartender?

0:10.5

Yeah, we don't need them. We don't need them. I need a drink. All right, Sammy's drink. I like this new studio, man

0:17.0

That's all you need. It's good to see you man. And this is a shared space, right?

0:20.7

So it's not even that fucking expent not like now. This is all ours. No, but I'm saying outside

0:24.7

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, our garbage has a fucking compound. I know. I know a compound. Yeah, they're huge talking about Foley

0:34.6

He's a big smoker. Oh, yeah, dude

0:37.5

Last time I saw you was in the nick game. Oh, I know that was brutal brutal

0:41.8

I was on the street last night after the loss and I'm wearing a Nick sweatshirt and some guy goes

0:47.1

Yeah, I'm in my moons just like like we just eat away the pain. Yeah, and some guy works out to me goes

0:51.8

Hey, Sam, why don't you take that sweatshirt off after that game? And I just I don't I ignore him because I'm like in a bad mood

0:57.2

And he says again. Hey Sam. I said I go. I heard you. Yeah, I go. I fucking heard you

1:02.1

Yeah, okay, and walked away. That's the one something about celebrity is they get the celebrity

1:07.2

But he knew you know, but you walked to people he knew you so he goes hey good job or great set Sam

1:13.9

That's nice, but hey Sam. Yeah, you're Nick suck. I'll match your energy. There you go

1:19.0

If you say good set, I'll say thanks. Right. What are you doing a protein shake? Yes, that's stupid

1:23.6

I mean it's a drinking podcast what I'm saying. I'll look great though, by the way

1:26.9

I can only because I got to cut my eating hours stop in about 40 minutes here

1:30.2

So I just got to get in the last I'll get you some calories. Are you intermittent? Yeah. Oh change my whole life

1:34.9

I do it too literal, but you but see the thing really I'd well I do it on accident

1:39.3

I was gonna say you bow with the people what I've learned is and I bet Sam doesn't like the people who have always maintained

1:45.1

He can use some fasting the people can always

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