Ep 131: Sperm Sitting

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Sabrina Jalees, Klee Wiggins, Naz Osmanoglu and Nadia Kamil join host, Dave Holmes for bartender life advice, celebrity drinking puns, and stories about waking up with weird things in your mouth. Sabrina Jalees wants to plug her comedy special on Netflix and her Instagram account @sabrinajalees and recommends Mae Martin and Lisa Traeger. Klee Wiggins wants to plug her upcoming appearance at LA Comic Con and recommends Fairyland by Alysia Abbott. Naz Osmanoglu wants to plug his Facebook page and recommends Nadia Kamil's medical expertise. Nadia Kamil wants to plug becoming a doctor and recommends This is Going to Hurt by Adam Kay. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes. Dave would like to recommend Scotty and the Secret History of Hollywood. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Christian Dueñas and Laura Swisher.

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0:00.0	Hello, I am Dave Holmes, and we are read to go.
0:02.7	It's International Waters.
0:04.2	The transatlantic panel show the pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:10.3	I am coming to you from Los Angeles in America, where we have the first sitting president ever to say the words,
0:16.8	this catheter commercial again.
0:19.9	You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country with a flag you can hang upside down because only real pedants will notice.
0:51.2	From Gold's Bulls Bull and BBC 3's flat TV, it's Naz Osmanalo.
0:55.7	How are you?
0:56.3	Hello, you got my name right.
0:57.8	I did.
0:58.4	I did.
0:59.3	It's a difficult one, isn't it?
1:00.6	I had it in my head, and then I got to it, and there are so many consonants.
1:04.1	I know, but you negotiated it beautifully.
1:06.5	Great.
1:07.0	Thank you so much.
1:07.9	How are you?
1:08.1	Thank you for having me on. I'm very well, thank you. Good. What time is it over there? Why, it's a quarter to 11 a.m.
1:13.6	Oh, right. When did you wake up?
1:15.5	Um, 6.30-ish. What?
1:18.9	It's very best. Do I sound still asleep?
1:21.6	No, what are you wearing?
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