Ep 130: All Babies Are Racist

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Emily Maya Mills, Molly Hawkey, Holly Burn and Simon Kane join host, Dave Holmes for shark heists, transatlantic newlywed games, and Smash Mouth musicals Emily Maya Mills wants to plug her album, By A Thread and Clean Freaks on WhoHaha and recommends The Dress Up Gang. Molly Hawkey wants to plug SpermCast and recommends The Big Ones podcast. Holly Burn wants to plug her upcoming live dates and her YouTube channel and recommends Peach Club on YouTube. Simon Kane wants to plug John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme on Radio 4 and An Execution (By Invitation Only) and recommends Samantha Bee's segment on Asgardia and National Theatre of Brent. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Christian Dueñas and Laura Swisher.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters.
0:03.0	The transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:09.1	I am coming to you from Los Angeles, California, where it has just been revealed that the United States is going to ruin Love Island.
0:15.4	Like, we've done everything else.
0:17.4	I apologize in advance, unless I'm the host in which case.
0:21.8	Welcome to Love Island. You're listening to to Love Island You're listening to International Waters
0:23.9	You're listening to International Waters Playing for the land of the potato farall.
0:51.1	I don't know what that is.
0:52.1	Or the Clardy dumpling.
0:53.4	I even know less what that is.
0:55.3	From John Finnamore's souvenir program comedian and actor Simon Kane.
0:59.6	Hello. Simon.
1:00.5	Hello. Hi. Hello. I don't know what those things are either.
1:04.2	Okay, good. Oh, thank God. They sound like whimsical treats that are probably...
1:08.3	But I'm going to find out. I just assume some sort of creamed beef is involved.
1:14.7	Lovely creamed beef.
1:16.9	How's your life, Simon Kane? What's going on?
1:18.8	Oh, I am. My sleeping patterns are all over the place. It's been boiling hot, so I've just
1:23.0	been sleeping during the day and then, you know, looking at YouTube during the night.
1:29.5	And then suddenly today, it's pouring down with rain and everyone's just gone mad and hidden holes.
1:33.4	Wow.
1:33.7	It's good for me.
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