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Nick Seed, you are descended from Hebe, the Greek goddess of youth and cupbearer of Mount Olympus.

As cupbearer, she served her fellow gods all of their nectar and ambrosia, which kept them eternally young.

Like Hebei, you are young at heart and love to bring that positive wide-eyed energy to every group you encounter.

Hebe had a heart for service and embodied the prime of life,

and those are qualities that you have and will

carry with you no matter your age. My personal theory is that she

stayed so young because of her optimism and the fact that she couldn't hold a

grudge. She was worshipped as a goddess of forgiveness and mercy, so you have that going for you too.

Also, one of her titles directly translated to gladdening princess and I can't think of a better title for

someone who wears a fashion hat while delivering creative repartee and good vibes.

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now we've got part two of even odds by Ellia Winters.

Oh, hi Erin. Hi. How are you? Great. So good. Let me tell you. Oh no. It is a tumultuous time in your house. It is, but not for the reasons that you're thinking.

Guess you've got lice in these strange times.

Well, you do have a child visits, is it a child?

No.

Oh no, no, it is Rooster. Rooster the dog? Oh my God.

Did you know that there was such a thing as dog lice?

Specifically dog lice? They're specific to dogs, dog lice.

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