Hey everyone you're listening to heaving bosoms the podcast were two best friends read read romance novels, and then recap the plot for you,

while giving our unlearned opinions and going off on tangents.

Let's start this episode the only correct way by shouting out a patron.

Amanda P. You are a Joragumo, a beautiful Japanese ghostwoman who can shape shift into lots of fire-breathing spiders or one big spider lady

depending on your preference. You live near a beautiful waterfall and have been known to catch

unsuspecting woodsmen in your webs and drag them back to your spider layer. Rumor has it that you consume the menu trap in your

webs, but we like to think that you're just having a great time in a reverse

harem lumberjack situation under that beautiful waterfall.

No one has seen you in about 400 years, probably because you're having such a great time

as a hostess with the mostest.

Cheers!

We hope you're staying safe and same in your part of the world.

It's tough right now, but if all of us non-essentials can tough out a couple of months of physical distancing,

we're going to save so many lives. So, so many lives. And while we're all alone together,

let's get to some fun content, huh?

We've got Part 1 of Even Odds

by Ellia Winters for you right now. Oh, hey Aaron.

Hello melody melody, how are you? I'm great. How are you?

I'm great. How are you? Oh, wonderful. Really good. Yeah. Yeah. Are you feeling a little out of breath? Are you feeling a little...

I do have... I have... I have...

I'm having a little shortness of breath combined with the dry cough it's fine there's some pressure in my chest and it's fine it's fine do you have any banter I don't I do editing the podcast is to be real fucking awkward next week unless Amazon comes through for me.

Uh-oh.

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